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My BlackBerry Is Not Working

December 30, 2010 1 comment

Segnalo questa divertente parodia relativa ai problemi di funzionamento di una mora (blackberry in inglese) e una mela (apple), senza perdere di vista un’arancia (orange, operatore mobile inglese) ed infine una scatola di uova (Eggs Box, che suona come Xbox, decisamente la mia preferita).

Il filmato è in inglese, esilarante in lingua originale. ma anche con i sottotitoli si apprezzano ugualmente i giochi di parole.

A questo link il video con i sottotitoli.

 

– I bought something from you last week, and I’m very disappointed.

– Oh yeah? What’s the problem?

– Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working.

– What’s the matter, it run out of juice?

– No, no, it’s completely frozen!

– Oh, yeah, I can see that. I tell you what: let’s try it on orange.

– That’s got a few black spots, you see…

– Oh, dear, yes. Sorry about that.

– Well, is there anything I can do to get my blackberry working?

– Well, could be an application issue. Where’d you store that Blackberry?

– Well, it was on my desktop.

– Well, you could try using a mouse to drag the blackberry to the trash. Then after you’ve done that, you might wanna launch the blackberry from the desktop.

– Well, I’ve already tried that a few times. I mean, all it did was mess up windows.

– Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks. They’ve got the latest blackberries coming in then.

– Well, could you give me a date?

– Certainly.

– Let me put that date in my diary.

– Anything else I can help you with?

– Yes, yes. I’ve also got a problem, to be honest, with my apple.

– Oh, dear, oh, dear. That is an old apple, isn’t it?

– Yeah. – When’d you buy that?

– Last week.

– Last week? They’ve brought out two new apples since then!  What’s the problem with it?

– Well, I tried to put my dongle in it… And it won’t fit.

– Oh, yeah. And how big’s your dongle?

– Well, I don’t know much about these things, but my wife’s seen a few dongles in her time..  And she says a little bit on the small side.

– Well, I’m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that. Tell you what: let me try booting it. [glass shatters] Now it’s crashed.  Anything else I can help you with?

– Well, funnily enough, yes. My grandson’s birthday’s soon.

– Oh, yeah.

– Now, he’s already got an apple and a blackberry. I mean, have you got anything else that he might just like?

– Well, we’re doing a special offer on these. I mean, I can’t make head or tail of them, but the kids seem to like them.

– Oh yeah? – “Eggs box,” £3.60.

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